The Ted Chain: People
Vocalist without peer, Dave's career has included groups
as diverse as Absolute Value and Rancid Oatmeal.
After his death in a washing machine, Al Buttt possessed
Ted's body and mind for several years before being reincarnated
after the successful completion of his magnum opus.
Jefferson Jackson "J.J." Jammer
Cornerstone of the early Ted Chain bands the JJJammers
and the Buttocks. Died in a very violent accident involving
an old lady in a black car and an 18-wheeler.
One of the most talented members of the Chain, Tom has performed in several bands with Ted. Tom can actually sightread! (wow!) Check out Ted's interview with Tom.
Jack of all trades, master of unrelated ones, Keith
has primarily served as the ubiquitous Ted Chain drummer.
Lately he's been playing bass as well.
Songwriter, vocalist and keyboardist for the Ted Chain
Big Toe. Alasdair is from England and has
the accent to prove it.
Founder of the Ted Chain, and promoter of its many bizarre
attempts at music. Ted is best known for his creative abilities
at producing and engineering recordings for Ted Chain musicians.
Lately he keeps pretending he knows how to sing, play guitar,
and keyboards. Much to the chagrin of anyone within 100 feet.
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Copyright © 2013, The Ted Chain